Cult Delivers Chapel Sermon to Dead End Residents

by K. Villota On Saturday, November 14, 2015, the sermon of Belial began one hour late at 7:30 p.m. at the Dead Fall chapel. About twenty citizens of Dead End were in attendance, but many remained seated at the back, or milled around the entrance instead of coming in. Armed police were stationed outside the chapel, wearing gas masks. Sermon attendee Malakai Graestone, 22, is a Dead End Hellcat motorcycle club member. He said, “The cult, Belial or whatever it is, is holding... Read More

Bizarre Scene in Dead Drop

Halloween came early to Dead End, where two women were forcibly dressed as scarecrows — complete with pumpkin heads — and tied to crosses, in a bizarre blending of the Wizard of Oz and the Crucifixion.  In addition, at least one of the victims had had her mouth sewn shut. According to one of the victims, she was abducted — grabbed by the hair an thrown into a “creepy van” — last Tuesday, the 13th outside of the Icky Mart.  She was thrown into a cage, and... Read More

Crime Wave Sweeps City

Fresh on the heels of one of the largest terrorist attacks on the city in recent years, it appears the criminal element of this city has taken advantage of the resulting chaos to further their aim of corrupting what good is left in this city. Watch dog groups have reported a dramatic increase in cocaine sales, and required public postings of police department assets has shed let on a disconcertingly high rate of vehicle theft against squad cars the past week. Capping this spike... Read More

Cops and Cannibals Clash at Jade Dragon

Jaded Lovers: Rise Matusoto (left) seen possibly praying to her cannibal god. Convo Garron (right) apparently needing to pee. Corvo Garron and Rize Matsumo, the new owners of the Jade Dragon Restaurant and rumored cannibals, were arrested Monday night on suspicion of kidnapping. The young couple, who may or may not be secretly serving human flesh to their unsuspecting customers, have been charged with kidnapping, torturing and gnawing small bits off of Vie MacClawden, owner of... Read More

Cannibalism Cult Dines and Dashes from Slim Goodies

It begins, like so many of these stories, with a bulldozer. Barley Alsop had a dream. To “give the diner the grade it deserves,” by using the massive construction vehicle to knock Slim Goodies down. But what started as a light-hearted, yet senseless, desire to destroy quickly turned — like so many other stories during last weekend’s “Purge” —  dark and sinister. Detective Alsop drives the bulldozer, on the way to the diner, unaware of what awaits... Read More