Dead End Daily is Having a Career Fair!
What Are You Thankful For? The DE Daily Would Like To Know
With the leaves changing colors to vibrant oranges and reds, the air brisk and cool, the calendar turns to November and with it, the coming of the traditional American holiday, Thanksgiving. History aside, the modern approach to the holiday is to take a moment of reflection and give thanks for the good in your life. We at the Daily would like to know what that is. Are you thankful for that special person in your life or just the one who gave you fifteen minutes of pleasure? ... Read More
Haunted House & Halloween Party
Reporter Attacked By Crazed Bunny Girl
Crazy Bunny girl assaults reporter Vance Clayton. Walking around Dead End you ca’t help but notice characters of all sorts roaming the city, and those interesting costumes only grow more interesting the closer and closer it gets to Halloween. Perhaps that’s why reporter vance Clayton wasn’t all that surprised to see a ” bunny girl” wander into the Daily offices twice in a week. What was strange was the demented bunny girls behaviour. Irrational... Read More
Haunted House And Halloween Party
Located in Dead Fall just off the highway beside the docks.. Look for the Giant Spooky Pumpkin and follow the stairs down. Read More
Help Wanted!
HELP WANTED Freelance Writers/Reporters– willing to cover local stories, fulfill assignments in timely manner. An interest in learning the truth ad willingness to go the extra mile a must. Columnists– Horoscopes, Advice to the Lovelorn, Helpful Household Hints? We’ve got a place for you as well. If you’re interested in running a bi weekly column please contact us. Photographers– Wanted desperately. TOP PAY!!! Have you got an eye for the dramatic?... Read More
DE Daily is Hiring!
HELP WANTED Freelance Writers/Reporters– willing to cover local stories, fulfill assignments in timely manner. An interest in learning the truth ad willingness to go the extra mile a must. Columnists– Horoscopes, Advice to the Lovelorn, Helpful Household Hints? We’ve got a place for you as well. If you’re interested in running a bi weekly column please contact us. Photographers– Wanted desperately. TOP PAY!!! Have you got an eye for the dramatic?... Read More
Infamous Anchovy Lady Behind Bars
Ms. Vaniva ( back), Chief Marty Kells, Ming Yheng & the Crazed Anchovy Woman ” Phoe” In the late evening of May 5th, 2014, a woman made infamous by this very paper was finally subdued and placed behind bars. Through the collective effort of the Dead End Community, the woman’s identity was found to be a local business owner named, “Phoe.” Through further investigation, the woman owned an import/export business named “BISH.” The... Read More
A Public Apology
To the Citizens of DE I am sorry for the riot, I’m sorry for helping to start the riot and I’m sorry for the damage it caused to some of your buildings. I, amongst many others, was frustrated and needed to take those frustrations out on something, anything and unfortunately it was your buildings. And for that I am sorry I also need to apologize in regards to the DEPD. I need to apologize for the fact we didn’t break them, that they still think they can run this... Read More
Daily Office Vandalized By Disturbed Woman & Invisible Friend
Unidentified Crazy Woman and Her Imaginary Friend ” Harvy”. Harvy is the see thru one on the right. A disturbed young women and her imaginary friend “Hary” stumbled her way into the offices of the Daily on Thursday. The woman, who’s yet to have been identified, was apparently the very same woman whom stole sardines form the Pizza Slut during the riot and determined as she was hosed that the sardines were taking their ” revenge”. Despite... Read More
