Axe Sex Drug Coaxes Climaxes

  This past weekend, some citizens of Dead End continued to experience two-day bouts of sexual urges which were not caused by a virus as previously suspected by this paper, and were not restricted to the reported rapes known to the Dead End Police Department. In fact, they were caused by a sex drug. In the meantime, people did not seem worried in the least and parties went on. The Wild Dragon staff. On Saturday, August 27, 2016, the Wild Dragon escort agency held a Dragon... Read More

A Message from the Dead End Syndicate

  The Dead End Daily does not endorse the contents of this message. We are only publishing it in the name of free speech.  Read More

Neuro 145y: The Virus That Afflicted Dead End

This year, two informational videos about the Neuro 145y virus from an unknown organization or source were released to the citizens of Dead End City. After close scrutiny, even though the source has not been identified, we are sharing this information more widely through the newspaper as a reference in case of any future infections. Neuro 145y The videos explain that Neuro 145y is “our newest innovation in the realm of less lethal chemical weapons.” Who or what the... Read More

This Weekend in Dead End: Latex at the Cloister, Rave at the Cinema

  On April 9, 2016, the posh Cloister restaurant hosted a fashion show consisting of one woman blindfolded, collared, and gagged, wearing latex, and leashed by another woman.   Apparently she was up for grabs for the audience, and one man did just that, running his hand over her body. The Cloister serves a variety of imported seafood in a tasteful setting, and apparently also dabbles in latex displays on the side. Owner Brooklyn seemed to be in bad shape and in a... Read More

Monkeys, Fire, and Wrench Rape: Just Another Weekend in Dead End

Casino Holds Sensory Deprivation Event On Saturday, March 19 at 10:30 p.m., casino owner Jeanie Styrian and a blindfolded guest were seen at the Three Wise Monkeys event at The Hedonist Casino. While no wildlife or simians were anywhere to be found, the event invited visitors to “reduce [their] exposure to stray compulsions” by blocking out their sight, hearing, or speech with blinds, headphones, or gags. “The three wise monkeys actually is the inspiration for... Read More

B&D Productions Holds MMA Fight For Charity

Collaborating with the Dark Room and the Hedonist Casino, B&D Productions hosted a charity amateur mixed martial arts (MMA) boxing event at the Dark Room on Saturday, December 19 at 4:00 p.m. 40% of the event’s earnings went to The Flame of Truth homeless shelter. The Dark Room’s staff served up drinks and food, and their dancers served as ring girls. Bets were placed on the Hedonist Casino’s betting table. The turnout was excellent, with more than 30 citizens... Read More

Dead End: The City Underneath

Dead End.  This is the city.  A city beneath a city.  Not so much in the literal sense. Although there is an expansive sewer system full of some of the best smelling citizens around in case you’re interested.  This is a city where the surface reveals nothing. It is what is underneath, if you can find it, that counts. Behind every locked door. Under every blade of grass, if there ever was any around here, reveals a secret. That kindly man on the corner might very well be... Read More

The Spirit of Dead End

This paper has become a shining light of negativity in the fair metropolis of Dead End, and I for one think it’s time to change that. I mean, think about it, everyone in this town has an angle, and are willing to stop at nothing to get what they need. To me this city is a shining example of the human need and desire to adapt and overcome. It’s amazing and downright uplifting to see how the people in this city are willing to go the extra mile to get what they need in this world. For... Read More

Street Signs Return To Dead End

  Construction crews appear to have worked overnight to restore street signs to Dead End after the well-remembered flood washed them away so long ago. Police and emergency service crews now anticipate quicker response times in response to distress calls, and we’re sure businesses of every nature will benefit from the new ease of directions.  Read More