Dead End Daily Photo Contest!
The Dead End Daily is hosting a photo contest. With a couple of twists! Photographs of an individual in Dead End should be submitted to the paper’s inbox (found in the Daily’s office), with the name of the person the photograph is of, and the name of the photographer, with contact information of the photographer. There are some rules, however! The subject of the photograph must not know, nor be told that they are being photographed nor by whom! The photographer... Read More
Wheelchair Theft Victim Doesn’t Have A Leg To Stand On
There are over the course of time many different and varied crimes reported to the Dead End Daily News, but perhaps one of the most baffling or at least mean spirited crimes occurred recently, and this certainly could beone that may embarrass even the most hardened of criminals in our city, and that crime is the theft of a Wheelchair from outside the victim’s own apartment as she was being helped up the stairs to her apartment. Sarah Croftford a local resident who... Read More
Massive Damage To Buildings in Dead End City
Bean Newport-Yheng, sister of Pagan Newport-Yheng, crashed a Hummer just before midnight on Friday, May 13, 2016 into the boarded-up Dead End Medical Hospital. The vehicle drove down Whipped Way and flew into the air, coming back down to earth at the exterior wall of the hospital, and burst into flames. Newport-Yheng jumped out of the car just in time, pulled out a Sunny D, and drank it while watching it burn as a woman in a rubber suit wielding a chainsaw calmly walked past. The... Read More
Strawberry Shortcake Sexually Stimulates Citizens
Drug-laced cupcakes have been causing prominent locals to behave erratically and nakedly in public. Around 9:00 p.m. on Feb. 8, 2016, a man in a plastic stormtrooper outfit was seen bumping into walls and smashing a hole in the Pharaoh’s Bookstore window downtown, pointing at everyone in his vicinity. Sneezing under his helmet as he had a cold, he had clearly not thought of the lack of protective qualities of his cheap plastic outfit. He was soon joined by Dead End... Read More
Missing Journalists
1. Missing New York Journalist Alice Hu-Leng Alice Hu-Leng, a journalist who worked for the New York Bulge is missing after the death of her close friend and boss in mysterious circumstances. She was an investigatory reporter, working on corporate crime cases. Please contact the Dead End Daily if you have any information on her whereabouts. Name: Alice Hu-Leng Age: 26 Height: 5’8″ Ethnicity: Chinese/white Hair: Black Tattoos: Tribal/native patterns over most of her... Read More
Fire At the Daily
a fire broke out at Dead End Daily on 1/13/16 Those who awoke Jan. 14, may have noticed their daily paper had yet to be delivered. Morning routines disrupted across the city. All because of a fire that broke out Wednesday evening at the daily. a local firefighter, working hard to get it under control. It was around 7:30 p.m. Jan. 13, that calls started to hit dispatchers in the city. The building already ablaze and smoke beginning to fill the narrow streets of our city. The... Read More
Dead End Daily to announce new Editor
by Staff Reporter The Dead End Daily plans to announce its new Editor with a open house Jan. 9 from 5 to 8 p.m. Refreshments will be served and staff will be on hand to greet the public and talk about the services the Daily can offer the community. Read More
Dead End Daily Robbed
On Thursday 21st May this reporter was at work in the offices of the Daily news, when three crazy, costumed assailants entered the premises.The criminals – clearly drug addicts – rambled incoherently and dressed insanely. Despite speaking as if they had inhaled helium before the attack it was apparent that they were an organized cell who worked efficiently and in an organized fashion. Although I feared for my personal safety it became clear that their primary concern... Read More
The Dead End Daily is Hiring
Dead End’s Local newspaper, “The Daily” is looking for new talent! Do you have a flare with a pen? Good people skills? Good Contacts? If so, then we want to meet you! The Dead End Daily’s new regime is seeking talented individuals to write stories and do investigative reporting! If interested, please contact Editor in Chief Willow Howlett for an interview at 555.566.1212, or stop by the offices! Read More
