Dead End Obituaries: Natasha Marie Blaque
Natasha M. Blaque, 24, career criminal turned lawyer from Dead End City, Michigan was found dead in her hotel room in Manhattan, New York on August 20th at approximately 6 PM. Blaque had hung herself from the ceiling fan. Beside her body was a lengthy suicide note addressed to several individuals residing within Dead End. She is survived by her daughter Antonia Laria Lambert, sister Naytiri Blaque and mother Cecilia DiMarco. As per her will’s instructions she is buried... Read More
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Alexandria Harris has died at the age of 24, her murder is under investigation at this time. Ms. Harris studied medicine at the University of Chicago, and practiced as a physician at DEMH. She is survived by her parents, Anna and George Harris of Springfield, Illinois. She was well liked by her co-workers and a valuable asset to the ER team. A private memorial service was held in her home town in Illinois this past week. Sarah Jericho born september 21, 1993 in buffalo... Read More
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Suzette Roper Suzette Roper age 28, died Friday, October 24, of an accidental overdose of opiates. A student at Bufonte’s School of Beauty, and was due to graduate this coming spring. She is survived by her brother, Rupert Roper, and sister Sheila Roper. A private funeral was held Saturday morning at Wolfbane and Thistlewood Funerals. Kalvin Timble Kalvin Timble age 47 expired in DEMH’s Emergency Room after a motor vehicle accident; Mr. Timble was not wearing... Read More
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Faerie Danielle Lucchesi, Age 34 died October 4th due to Sudden cardiac arrest. Fae was best known for her porn productions, she owned No Escape Production and at one point the Dark Room. The retire starlet also had a violent side as her extensive police record showed. But she was always loyal to those she called her friends. Many considered her crazy and rumors of split personalities often followed the starlet. Ms. Lucchesi leaves behind her best friends and family. Bean... Read More
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Uncle Bob (age undisclosed) passed away on the 25th of September in the Red-light District of DE. He leaves behind no known family, but many close friends and associates. Uncle Bob was a pillar of the community, providing entertainment for the masses of DE through the medium of the Dark Room and many social events. His generosity of his time and resources to friends, colleagues, customers and just about everyone who drifted across his path will be missed in this city. The... Read More
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Emilio Nuenez Emilio Nuenez age 58 died at DEMH of an acute myocardial infarction on Thursday, September 18. Mr. Nuenez, a retired truck driver from Bane International Shipping and Handling, died peacefully in his sleep while at home. Mr. Nuenez is survived by his wife, Gloria, and their three children. Private funeral services were held at Wolfbane and Thistlewood Funerals, Saturday, September 20th. Bill ” Mr. Softee” Hill Bill “Mr. Softee”... Read More
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Zoey Vertilo Zoey Vertilo age 25 died of acute trauma as the result of a tragic accident on a bridge in Dead End during the early morning hours of Thursday, 9-11-14. Her death has been ruled an accident. Known to her friends as Zoe, she recently moved to DE to be with her only surviving relative, her sister Jade Vertilo. Zoe recently joined the Dead End Fire Department. Zoe will always be remembered for her big heart, and kindness to others. Funeral arrangements were... Read More
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Lidia Blackheart Lidia “Lids” Blackheart, age 26 died of acute trauma on Sunday, August 31, 2014. Lidia was well known in Dead End as the former owner of Hookahalics Shop and as the leader of Doz Equis. She is noted by friends to have been a caring and loyal friend. Her chaotic and dysfunctional funeral was held on the evening of Friday, September 7th at Wolfbane and Thistlewood Funerals with friends, a disgruntled widower, one pyromaniac, and the ashes of... Read More
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Larry The RotoRooter Dilbowski Larry “The RotoRooter” Dilbowski age 49 died of acute trauma during a circus train accident in DE on Saturday, August 30th. Ring Master and co-owner of The Dilbowski and Son’s Circus Extraordinaire, who’s train derailed in Dead End on Saturday night. He is survived by his father, Dilbert Dilbowski, retired ring master and founding father of the Circus troupe and three brothers (Darryl, Dilbert Jr. and Gary, also co-owners... Read More
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Franky Charles age 36 found murdered at the DEMH Asylum on Wednesday, August 20th. Franky, a butcher by trade, resided in Dead End his entire life. His shop, Franky’s Fresh Meat Market, has been known for Franky’s attention to quality cuts and expertise with a blade. He won the Dead End County Fair blue ribbon prize three years running for his special pork roast recipe. Franky is survived by his wife, Eliza and their four children. Private funeral... Read More
