Justine Reinhardt hit by Pizza Slut van

The girl ran over earlier this week by the pizza slut van, was in fact Justine Reinhardt.   This coming off the heels of her extortion and drug trafficking charges. A beaten, and bruised Justine Reinhardt, just days after being hit by the pizza slut van. I visited Reinhardt in the hospital. Although the accident itself she does not remember, most likely due to Post-traumatic amnesia, she does recall leaving the Pizza Slut Dec. 31.  Her last memory, is of her girlfriend, whom... Read More

Detective Reinhardt Charged With Extortion and Drug Trafficking, Resigns

by K. Villota Detective Justine Reinhardt, an officer for about two years with the Dead End Police Department, was forced to resign after an internal investigation uncovered that she had been trafficking in drugs and extorting businesses for money. A police officer, who wished to remain anonymous and only identified himself as “X” told the Dead End Daily, that Reinhardt, the iconic redhead on the force, was found to be responsible for aiding and distributing narcotics... Read More

Police and Fire Departments Hold A Snowman-Building Contest

by K. Villota On December 12, 2015 at 6:00 p.m., the Dead End Police Department and the Dead End Fire Department held a snowman-building contest and a snowball fight at the basketball courts. While no one actually entered the snowman-building contest, a number of snowmen of varying degrees of quality were seen on display. The Red Herring provided hot chocolate and cookies and the Slim Goodies Diner served food to all in attendance, while the Rough House provided alcoholic drinks... Read More

Cult Delivers Chapel Sermon to Dead End Residents

by K. Villota On Saturday, November 14, 2015, the sermon of Belial began one hour late at 7:30 p.m. at the Dead Fall chapel. About twenty citizens of Dead End were in attendance, but many remained seated at the back, or milled around the entrance instead of coming in. Armed police were stationed outside the chapel, wearing gas masks. Sermon attendee Malakai Graestone, 22, is a Dead End Hellcat motorcycle club member. He said, “The cult, Belial or whatever it is, is holding... Read More

Detective versus Vigilante

by K. Villota Dead End’s citizens know a lot about crime. Some of them are even happy to talk about their experiences on both sides of the law. On a freezing Friday, I sat down at the Pizza Slut, a local fast food outlet, with a lady who goes by the name of Vigilante. Vigilante is a 21-year-old felon. “My job isn’t important but my other activities are what may be important,” she told me mysteriously. Vigilante was generous with her opinions about the... Read More

Homeless Shelter Seeks Thanksgiving Benefit Donations

Homeless Shelter in Dead End Merabella MacClawden, owner of the Red Herring Cafe, and Luna Ann MacClawden (formerly known as Luna Ann Belle) are putting together a big event to benefit the homeless shelter for the Thanksgiving holiday. The MacClawdens are planning to throw a large-scale free Thanksgiving dinner for the people of the shelter in November. The dinner will also be open to the public for a small fee, and all proceeds will be donated to the shelter to help out with... Read More

Terrorist attack on DEPD?

With a bone rattling sound a loud explosion shook up the entire center of the city as one of the cruisers in the DEPD parking lot was blown up on wednesday 21st October 2015. According to the police it is still being investigated so they can’t tell any details but pictures were taken by this reporter of a totally destroyed police cruiser, still smoking from the enormous explosion and fire afterwards. It is unnerving to see the devastation and one can only wonder how this... Read More

Vehicular Vandalism

Murders, rapes, robberies, even biological attacks bordering on a terrorist assault, and now reports of an exponential increase in vehicular vandalism have become common place in our city.  Over the past two weeks the police have been inundated by several dozen reports of vehicles being damaged or destroyed by unknown hooligans.  The majority of vehicles targeted have been police vehicles or those belonging to the newly formed Ming Transportation business, though a few personal... Read More

The New Sword and Shield of Justice

Long have the enemies of all that is true and right in the world plagued our city.  Like the Vikings of old, the brigands of the back alleys have descended upon our streets, raiding, pillaging, raping, and burning all that the good people of this city have struggled to build.  Our beleaguered police have been fighting a brutal war since this city was incorporated, one they have fought valiantly, even if the odds were ever stacked against them.  However, all that has changed,... Read More

Flame of Truth Carnival Thanks

For those who missed it, the controversial Flame of Truth shelter hosted a tent at this year’s DE carnival. A debasuhed and degenrate bondage sideshow where for a little extra spectators were offered the chance to touch the hung and bound beauties displayed. Across the two day event, there were shows and games with prizes for guessing correctly the bound, masked and leashed. The top prize for correct identification included a 2 hour private room encounter at B & D Productions... Read More