Trainyard Fire Ends In Injuries and Arrests

Fire at the trainyard started by molotov cocktails was quickly put out by several probie members of the fire brigade lead by ranking officer ” Doe” of the HFD who was visiting DE. Friday evening two wanted suspects were spotted in the train station by a group of police officers.  Rookie Officers Corbin, Macfallen, Alsop &  Det Oakleaf noted ” Rath” and his girlfriend “Fallon”  heading into what has been identified as their ” secret... Read More

Help Wanted

Do you hate crime? Do you want to do something to help you fellow Dead End Citizens? Do you have one hell of an uppercut? If you answered yes to at least two of these questions then come on down and see if you can make the grade.. The DEPD is now hiring!  Read More

Co-Chief Of Police Missing !

Recently the DEPD made an announcement that because of all the crime in Dead End, and the tireless , thankless effort it takes to manage the police force Chief Marty Kells invited Former Police Chief Shade Manx to step back up into a lead role beside her.  Manx who’d been working tirelessly as one of the city’s lead Detectives took some time to consider the position and eventually accepted. Co -Chief Marty Kells, Missing, Reward Offered! Unfortunately before the pair... Read More

Police Arrest Crazy “Bat” Girl

Identified as ” Carina” the twisted woman in blue was arrested for multiple violent attacks. Currently out on bail “Carina” is awaiting trial. For several days a masked woman raged through Dead End for no known reason carrying a bat and randomly attacking people.  It started in the Easy 8’s Pool Hall where the woman was caught on CCTV busting out windows with her trusty Louisville Slugger. From there the deranged woman used a pocket knife on the... Read More

Hellcats Declawed By DEPD

Hellcats Radha Grimm, Steph Lowensztark (who took no part in the fight), Tit and Dee Geist, as the fight begins with Lt. Smythe and Officer Jericho If you were out and about late Saturday night, wandering the streets in that time now known as pre-fishnado, you might have stumbled across members of the DEPD squaring off against the dangerous motorcycle ladies of Dead End known as the Hellcats.  Roughly a week prior to this event, a flower delivery driver had been brutally murdered... Read More

Fishnado Car Fire Makes Heros Of Many

Lys Ritter, owner of Rub One Out Massage climbs into the overturned vehicle to aid the trapped girl. Oft in trouble Lys Ritter made a heroic attempt yesterday afternoon, after slipping from her safe haven below Dead End’s streets to check out the degree of damage the Fishnado had left Dead End with, Mrs. Ritter stumbled upon a young woman who’d had the misfortune of driving right into the path of Fishnado.  With her vehicle upended and the driver, known only as Lizzy,... Read More

Officer Recovered After Missing From Car Crash, Tortured.

The site of the accident. Cleo Mavendorf’s unmarked car went over the bridge and into the river. the officer was missing 2 days. In the early hours of Friday police dispatchers received a 911 call that a vehicle had gone off the bridge and into the river near the Red Light District.  Officer Sarah Jericho and Captain Anjel Masala of the DE Fire Brigade were first on scene and immediately began searching for both vehicle and it’s occupants.  The vehicle, an unmarked... Read More

Carnival Ends in Gang Violence

Members of the Syndicare face off against members of Circus Maximus at Dead End’s yearly carnival. The summer carnival has packed up and gone, taking with it the calliope music, smell of cotton candy, funnel cakes and the excited squeals of locals brave enough to risk their lives on marginally safe rides. Of course it didn’t go out with a whimper this year, nor did it slink off into the night like a hooker who’s left her john cuffed to the headboard and slunk... Read More

1 Visit Yields 2 Arrests

Lt. Blackheart approaching both Mr. Malikov and Ms. Lucchesi with Rookie Loki nearing the scene Sometimes those who are wanted by the police go into hiding, waiting for the warrant to blow over and, hopefully, be forgotten.  Then there are those who choose to hide plain sight.  Perhaps it’s a feeling of confidence or belief that the law will not touch them.  That might explain why two people who were both wanted by the police chose to have a very public chat in front... Read More

Full Jails Force Citywide Clean Up!

With Jail Cells Overflowing, The DA is offering time off for community service. Recently the eager to arrest DEPD has been out in full force after the recent gang wars and bombings, intent on showing the city they will no longer take things laying down.  Despite numerous car crashes, sub par cruisers, kidnapped Detectives  and attacks at every turn the DEPD has managed to fill the jail cells to over flowing once again! As a result of this drastic increase the District Attorney... Read More