Bodies Wash Up Behind Inn

Over the weekend a call came in for two bodies that were discovered on the beach behind Dick’s Halfway Inn during a DEFD water training session being held by Fire Chief Lucas Bayne. There was obviously quick response from the DEPD to assist in the case, though I am sure there will be a discussion on handling such events since one officer decided to poke at one of the bodies causing it to expel some rotting goo. Due to the quick response and investigation, it was discovered... Read More

Pizza Sauce Squirted All Over Dick’s Halfway Inn

by K. Villota On the last day of 2015 around 10:30 a.m., a red Pizza Slut van and its occupants decided to let the old year out with a bang. Driving up to Dick’s Halfway Inn in the red light district, a rainbow-haired woman driving the beaten-up van hosed down the entire inn’s lobby area with a thick, wet, and hot coating of pizza sauce, yelling, “HAI FROM RAINBOW WARRIORS!” The inn clerk and CCTV were left soppy and covered in pizza sauce as well. The... Read More

Community Leader Kyo Niimura Victim of Assault

On Monday, January 26th, Mr. Nimmura Kyo was a victim of a sexual assault. Dead End Police officers were called in response to a 911 call that was later reported as sexual assault on victim Nimmura Kyo by suspect Natasha Blaque. Police Officer Jack Jamestone was called to Dick’s Halfway Inn after the 911 call was placed. Upon arrival, Officer Jamestone had discovered Kyo in one of the motel rooms. Also, as per reports the victim was in the middle of being sexually assaulted... Read More

Local Woman Dead after Chainsaw Attack

On Saturday afternoon, one is left dead after attacking a group of women outside of Dick’s Halfway Inn. Dead End resident, Brenda Sanchez reportedly posed as an Inn employee and offered drinks to the guests sitting outside, which they accepted.  It was later learned that the drinks were drugged, and local business owner, Lyssandra Ritter was the target.   Brenda Sanchez before being pronounced dead, along with Lyssandra and Rhoslyn Ritter   As the drug took effect,... Read More

Dick’s Halfway Inn Under New Ownership

For any resident of Dead End from Dead Fall to Dead Drop, when you mention the name Dick’s people instantly think of the Red Light District… and, naturally they would mean the ever popular motel down the end of Crimson Avenue. Of course unknown to many this popular destination for weary travellers and stag parties wanting to make the most of their night out (or simply in no fit condition to remember where exactly they live), sleazy politicians, corrupt cops, criminals... Read More

Squad Car Found. Detective Missing

Detective Cleo Mavendorf, currently missing Derelict vehicles are discovered along the outskirts of DE all the time.  Often times the car has been stolen or simply broken down and abandoned.  Finding an empty DEPD squad car, however, generally signals trouble.  Thursday afternoon, Lieutenant Roxy Smythe discovered the vacant vehicle belonging to Detective Cleo Mavendorf in front of Dick’s Halfway Inn.  The video from the dashboard camera showed the Detective walking... Read More

Moaning to Mona

Dear Mona, Feeling the sting of too many rejections by the beautiful women of our fair city, I decided to take the matter into my own hands. Literally. Because I’m too cheap to actually purchase a porn magazine, I used a room at the local Dick’s Halfway Inn. (Little did I know how ironic that name was about to become.) Digging under the stained mattress, I found what I was looking for; a pair of panties and a used porn mag. After a few minutes of frustrated…..tugging,... Read More

Local Man Raped & Stabbed In Motel

Victim Nick Kytori being rescued by Lt. V. blackheart and First responder A. Masala An anonymous 911 call Monday evening sent both DEPD and DEFD first responders to ” Dick’s Halfway Inn” at around 3pm in search of an injured victim.  What they found after making a sweep of the motel rooms, amongst the hookers and johns, drug users and runaway teens was Nick Kytori, manager of the local coffee shop cuffed to the bed and bleeding profusely. Recently a  reported... Read More

Officer Found Assaulted, Wanted Woman Escapes

Sergeant Vanora Blackheart responded quickly to a 911 call at Dick’s Halfway Inn and found a DEPD brethren, rookie Seth, naked, unconscious and tied up in a room.  When the man regained consciousness, he described his attacker, a woman named Whirl Sorbet, who’s made a few rounds in the wanted department in Dead End.  Details of his attack are still limited but from what sources in the department have been able to confirm is that the man was a victim of sexual assault... Read More