Strawberry Shortcake Sexually Stimulates Citizens

Drug-laced cupcakes have been causing prominent locals to behave erratically and nakedly in public. Around 9:00 p.m. on Feb. 8, 2016, a man in a plastic stormtrooper outfit was seen bumping into walls and smashing a hole in the Pharaoh’s Bookstore window downtown, pointing at everyone in his vicinity. Sneezing under his helmet as he had a cold, he had clearly not thought of the lack of protective qualities of his cheap plastic outfit. He was soon joined by Dead End... Read More