Editorial: The disgrace of the DEPD

A few weeks ago, a story was submitted to the paper for publication about a mother that lost her child. But as the story was told, the more the truth came out. It would seem, the  Dead End Police Department’s leadership seem to think they can do as they please, beat and belittle prisoners and even steal babies to be given to Social Services if they deem the mother unfit. So where does this leave us? Well the hard working leader of the Flame of Truth ministries, which does... Read More

Adherants of Belial Message to Dead End

The pleasures of the body and the mind are gifts. Gifts to us all passed down to our flesh from the Gods.   They knew that this world would be ripe with pain, loss and suffering. They knew that we may lament our passage through the coil of mortality. So our benevolent creators, the Elohim gifted us with pleasure. Some of these pleasures, these gifts, have been stigmatized by the followers and servants of Yahweh as vice, as sinful, as debased, as abhorrent, as something to be... Read More

Word of Sex Advice From The DEMH

There has been a marked increase in the number of unplanned pregnancies in Dead End. I realize that procreation is a wonderful gift to the world, but please act responsibly. Guys, that means wear a condom and ladies, birth control pills are available at the hospital, no prescription is required and no questions will be asked. Dr. Tara Onedin, M.D.  Read More