Dead End Fire Department Catches Fire
After Dead End had been unusually quiet the last week or so, the trouble came back tonight with a flare. In the early evening a call came in saying there was a fire but the kicker was that the call for help came from within the fire station. Fire chief Lucas Bayne limped and ran his way up to the fire station where the call had originated. Of course, the police department couldn’t help themselves but to tease the DEFD! Sergeant Oakleaf called out “Oh… hey,... Read More
Fire At the Daily
a fire broke out at Dead End Daily on 1/13/16 Those who awoke Jan. 14, may have noticed their daily paper had yet to be delivered. Morning routines disrupted across the city. All because of a fire that broke out Wednesday evening at the daily. a local firefighter, working hard to get it under control. It was around 7:30 p.m. Jan. 13, that calls started to hit dispatchers in the city. The building already ablaze and smoke beginning to fill the narrow streets of our city. The... Read More
Court House Explosion
The Court House ablaze. On Sunday, Jan. 10 at around 3:30 p.m. a huge explosion shook up Dead End city. The noise could even be heard in Dead Drop, such was the loudness of the explosion. Moments later the dispatch service received dozens of phone calls from concerned citizens. Apparently the entire court house had exploded and was engulfed in flames. Our brave Firefighters at work. It took the fire department many hours to put out the blazing fire. Not much is left of the... Read More
New Dawn Witch Persecution Awareness Turns Into Disaster
On the morning of Sunday, December 20th, at 10am, the New Dawn Witch Persecution Awareness event started with a small participation of about 7 people at the New Dawn Enlightenment Center. Rhoslyn Ritter, 24, a New Dawn Adept was delivering a speech about history and how people throughout the centuries have been attacked just for being different. Minutes later, a masked man in dark robes entered the area, holding a lighted torch. At first, people thought it was part of the show,... Read More
Hot Hot Heat: DE’s Summer of Arson
Violent crimes and chaos on the street are hard enough for our community to rebuild from, but this past summer it seems as if the forces of nature themselves conspired to punish our good citizens for tolerating the rampant corruption in our streets. An unusual series of fires have roiled the city this past summer, testing the devoted men and women of the fire department to the fullest of their abilities, and letting them once more prove their metal and true worth to us all. ... Read More
Holy Smoke, Fireman!
DEFD arrived on scene in good time Local Firefighters were praised today as heroes having earned their place alongside God, after a fire got out of control last night at a church in Dead Fall. It was around 8pm SLT when the alarm was raised by faithful servant and regular service attendee Marcus Lopez. It was reported that Lopez had been praying in the church when a row of lit candles was knocked over, immediately setting the nearby curtains alight. With hellfire on his heels,... Read More
Icky Opening Goes Off With A Boom.
It was a hot night in the old town on Saturday, when the grand re-opening of the Icky Quicky was brought to a close in dramatic fashion by a blast. At around 6pm local time festivities were interrupted by the arrival of a masked vigilante on a gaudy motorbike, carrying a megaphone and denouncing the shop’s owner Yama Werefox as a “Rapist son of a saggy goat’s c**t.” Icky Opening Interrupted According to witnesses on scene at the time, the woman’s... Read More
Now Hiring: Dead End Fire Department
Do you like to help people? Do do feel a passion about saving peoples’ lives? Can you handle the sight of blood? Run into a burning building? The Dead End Fire Department is Now Hiring new staff.. The department is full of Brave Heroes who put their life’s on the line for you and your city, and we want you to be one too. We are more then just Co-Workers we are family that is alway there for each other. Being a fire fighter is so much more then just burning buildings... Read More
Fire Chief Nearly Perishes in Abandoned Building Blaze
First Responders working to put out blaze Friday April 17th marked another in a long line of arsons that have been plaguing our city in the past months. It has been learned that a woman by the name of Katrina Simonen is the perpetrator of at least a few of the blazes. Allegedly, Ms. Simonen’s sister had been raped and burned to death some years ago, and justice was never served. For reasons we do not know, it seems that Ms. Simonen had suffered a psychotic break and began abducting... Read More
Cult Priest Dead After Kidnapping and Torturing Local Business Owner
On March 13th, Mrs. Vie MacClawden was abducted by then persons unknown and held against her will. On March 17th she was rescued after four days of torture, rape, and being drugged against her will. According to her statement, her abduction had a purpose. In addition to the physical abuse the woman endured during those days, mind altering substances were administered in an attempt to brainwash her and accept the ways of the new church, which relies heavily on a belief in abstinence... Read More
