Massive Damage To Buildings in Dead End City

Bean Newport-Yheng, sister of Pagan Newport-Yheng, crashed a Hummer just before midnight on Friday, May 13, 2016 into the boarded-up Dead End Medical Hospital. The vehicle drove down Whipped Way and flew into the air, coming back down to earth at the exterior wall of the hospital, and burst into flames. Newport-Yheng jumped out of the car just in time, pulled out a Sunny D, and drank it while watching it burn as a woman in a rubber suit wielding a chainsaw calmly walked past. The... Read More

Gang Member Buried Alive Rescued!

Most people know that when someone goes missing, unless they are a child the police are unable to do anything until the 72 hour mark is meet, and then they simply take a report and do a bit of poking around in between cleaning up the remains of the latest murder victim, picking glass out of their bums after being tossed through a window or once they’ve returned from getting a tetanus shot after having been clawed stabbed or kicked by some nogoodnik with blades oozing from... Read More

Local Man Raped & Stabbed In Motel

Victim Nick Kytori being rescued by Lt. V. blackheart and First responder A. Masala An anonymous 911 call Monday evening sent both DEPD and DEFD first responders to ” Dick’s Halfway Inn” at around 3pm in search of an injured victim.  What they found after making a sweep of the motel rooms, amongst the hookers and johns, drug users and runaway teens was Nick Kytori, manager of the local coffee shop cuffed to the bed and bleeding profusely. Recently a  reported... Read More