Cult Priest Dead After Kidnapping and Torturing Local Business Owner
On March 13th, Mrs. Vie MacClawden was abducted by then persons unknown and held against her will. On March 17th she was rescued after four days of torture, rape, and being drugged against her will. According to her statement, her abduction had a purpose. In addition to the physical abuse the woman endured during those days, mind altering substances were administered in an attempt to brainwash her and accept the ways of the new church, which relies heavily on a belief in abstinence... Read More
Get Paid to Play Video Games?
Pharaoh’s Second Hand Books is looking for a few good clerks. We offer flexible hours, good pay and endless coffee. An infinite love of video games, and PBS required. Working knowledge of the alphabet a plus. Please contact Keiran or Vie MacClawden, or Jennie Irelund for an interview. Read More
How “Loitering” Leads To Tazing
Rookies Skye Fowler and Shaun Weaver might need a little more seasoning before patrolling alone We’ve all heard the term loitering and likely have some general concept of just what it is. In fact, at one point, a legal definition was given thusly “remain (ing) in any one place with no apparent purpose.” A bit of a broad definition but the intent was to try and restrict gang activity or prostitution. However, in 1999, it was ruled unlawful by the Supreme... Read More
The Little Car That Couldn’t
The Red Herring delivery car with Ms. Waters at the helm. We’ll call it RH1 The Red Herring has always been on the front line of new and provocative thoughts. From changing the decor and menu to fit the seasons to promotions like Topless Tuesday or the Fall Festival photo contest. The latest big idea to spring forth from the pastry kitchen? Mobile delivery. That’s right, no longer do you need to slog through the cold and snow to get that oh so tempting bear... Read More
Man Murders Own Girlfriend In Plain Sight
Damian Black as Chloe Vix and another unnamed female approach No relationship is perfect. There’s always something that’s just not right. Sometimes your partner just works too much. Sometimes there’s jealousy. Sometimes little things bloom into big things and then there’s times you realize your partner isn’t who you thought they were. Most of us fight through our issues, some more literally than others, and when the issues loom too large,... Read More
Woman Choked In The Streets
Off duty officer Kessie Lynn assisted by EMT Kev Silvansky Late Thursday evening off duty DEPD Officer and Easy 8’s bouncer Kessie Lynn was attacked by a tall man in front of Pharaoh’s Bookstore. What started the altercation is unknown however Ms. Lynn was spotted screaming for help while the man dug his fingers into her neck, intent on choking the life out of her. Assistance came in the form of Bookstore employee Jennie Irelund and a woman known only as... Read More
