DEPD Captain Kidnapped And Raped At The Dark Room
On Sunday night the Dark Room hosted a specially themed night party in honor of the recently released Hollywood Blockbuster ‘Suicide Squad” which has recently started it’s run at the Dead End Theater. The Dark Room was decorated to look like a scene straight from the movie. Many citizens came as their favorite characters, so it was a veritable mix of Harley Quinns, Jokers, and even a Deadshot. However amongst all the fun of this publicly advertised... Read More
Cult Priest Dead After Kidnapping and Torturing Local Business Owner
On March 13th, Mrs. Vie MacClawden was abducted by then persons unknown and held against her will. On March 17th she was rescued after four days of torture, rape, and being drugged against her will. According to her statement, her abduction had a purpose. In addition to the physical abuse the woman endured during those days, mind altering substances were administered in an attempt to brainwash her and accept the ways of the new church, which relies heavily on a belief in abstinence... Read More
Kidnapper Arrested! Bunny Man Still on the Loose!
Kidnapper Jade Vertilo being arrested by Lt. Blackheart and Det Alsop The kidnapping and subsequent abuse and torture of CJ Vaniva, a clerk at Spunks R Us and adopted daughter to Daily Editor Kahlen Vaniva was not without questions. While we knew the identity of the pink bunny or at least that his first name was “Simon”, it was unknown who his female accomplice was or what their motive throughout the entire incident. That’s, of course, assuming it’s... Read More
Pink Bunny Kidnaps Spunks Employee
Detective Thorton as she questions CJ’s boyfriend Shayden We were once told by new Spunks owner James O’Graydy that the Red Light District is safer now then it ever had been. That the dangers that lurked in times past were swept away after the death of the clown. However, if anyone has been paying attention, particularly to the articleswe’ve written as you should be, you’d know that it’s simply not true. If anything, the danger has seemingly... Read More
Kidnapper And Victim Located In Sewers
Detective Tarra Thorton rescuing victim Mesa King along with Ms. King’s boyfriend Cristos and Spunks owner Jimmy O’Graydy With the end of martial law, the DEPD has turned its sights back toward filling their tidy clean empty jail cells. Responding to a 911 call Monday night placed by Spunks R Us clerk Emogen York, Officer Melissa Corbin met the woman and learned that another clerk, named Mesa King had been kidnapped and likely taken to the sewers by a then unknown... Read More
Paper Bag Killer Arrested
The sewers where Co-Captain Martina Kells was found. Photo by Nyxi Spiritweaver They say we all go a little crazy sometimes. What drives someone to cross over that edge and plunge into the darkness of their soul cannot be known until the day that particular threshold is breached. For Derek Dravonich, also known as “Virus”, it seems he crossed that point a long time ago and fell head long into an abyss of depravity. His return to Dead End culminated in at least... Read More
Another Gang Member Kidnapped And Tortured
CCTV footage showing Amanda Fitzgerald in a cage while 2 unnamed women look on Kidnapping seems to be all the rage lately. Well, kidnapping is just the beginning. Then there’s what you do with your tied up or unconscious victim that makes your mark, sometimes literally. In this case, Lt. Vanora Blackheart responded to a 911 call at the trailer park in Dead Drop. There she found the naked and bound body of Amanda Fitzgerald tied to a tree. She had visible lacerations... Read More
Dead End Crime Rampage Recurs Relentlessly
Uncle Bob and his whip welding accomplice stand over their fallen victim- photo Andrea Luik Sunday night, this reporter was witness to vicious assault, another example of how crimes are permitted to occur with blatant disregard for the law in this town. A young woman was seen stabbed, whipped, and kicked while writhing on the ground. Eventually, she was dragged away to some unknown fate. Emergency services, including DEPD and paramedics were was called but never arrived-... Read More
Daily Editor Rescued By Unlikely Savior
A chilling and harrowing experience for DE Daily editor Kahlen Vaniva has come to an end, happily with her life in tact. It was just a few days ago we reported she had been abducted from the Daily office. At the time, we speculated the man responsible was “Uncle” Bob and his gang known as the Static Bandits due to the clown masks worn by the kidnappers. As it turns out, that’s exactly what they wanted us to think. It appears the clown cretins had nefarious intentions... Read More
Editor Abducted From Daily Office!
Two of the kidnappers moments before hauling their victim away A few months back, the office of the Dead End Daily was given an overhaul. Walls were painted, new furniture brought in and even a handy water dispenser with a never ending free supply of paper cups was installed. In short, the office was given new life. Unfortunately, an unintended and totally unforseen side effect has been a series of attacks and break ins. Perhaps the attractive blue walls are just to tempting... Read More
