DEPD Rookie Assaulted
Terrifying are the streets of Dead End, more so if you’re with the Police Department. Rookie Cop Tristan Malikov was found by this reporter half dressed with blood all over him, mostly around his crotch. It is believed he was attacked by an unknown assailant who drove a knife through his pants cutting into his privates, after beating him heavily and leaving him to die on the streets of Dead End. So far it is known that the so-called Victim has not filed a police report and... Read More
Daily Reporter Assaulted! Cult Implicated Once Again
Vance Clayton, A Dead End Daily Reporter was working on a story last night when an masked and purple haired woman burst into the office and attacked him from behind. Wordlessly the purple haired wretch wielding a knife stabbed Mr. Clayton several times within sight of the CCTV cameras. Though taken by surprise the reporter was not completely unprepared and did manage to fend the woman off by using his stun gun on her. “I won’t let a group of nuts scare me off.... Read More
Recent Biting Victim Attacked Again, Dies Enroute to Hospital
The picture above may look familiar to those of you regular readers. Sadly it graced our front page last Wednesday in a horrific story about an unidentified young woman who had been attacked in an alley near the Roughhouse. At the end of the vicious attack the blonde was left unconscious in the street in front of Slim Goodies diner. The young woman, previously unknown has been identified as Grace Cassidy, 27, Born in Wyoming. It is with a heavy heart that one Wednesday... Read More
A Lambert Attack On DE Daily’s Editor
At 4:10PM yesterday, a phone call to one of DE’s finest was made from the office of the DE Daily. Kahlen Vaniva, the owner and editor of Dead End’s Daily Digest had been assaulted brutally about 20 minutes before hand. As investigators came and went throughout the news room for about an hour of the crime scene marking evidence and taking pictures, Kahlen Vaniva was rushed to the hospital. Footage was taken from the CCtv to reveal a surprising and brutal crime. A... Read More
Bozo’s Bloodshed Silences Streets.
There was panic in the streets of Dead End last Thursday evening during a vicious and deranged attack by a clown. At least three Dead Enders were injured when a man calling himself ‘Bob’ launched a seemingly unprovoked attack on Jubilee Moore & Gavin Harrison. The clown began by launching a bottle at Mr Harrison’s head before attacking Ms Moore with “…some freaky blades that came from his hands or something. ” Mr Harrison tried to... Read More
Irish Twins: A Half Does Not Make A Whole.
The pair first made their appearance not to long ago. The Irish Twins, the loving nickname given to the strange and bipolar beings that DE encountered after they had an eerie likeness to the now deceased Irish Killer, apparently killed each other. This was what was thought until not too long ago when Jackie Carver, the female twin, attempted to kidnap and murder a wheelchair bound woman. This woman was on the verge of death when medics arrived and took care of her, who knows what... Read More
