Pabulous Public Providers Party

by K. Villota Mr. Niimura Kyo at Lulu’s At 6:00 p.m. on December 5th, 2015, Lulu’s Bar and Grill held a Pabulous Public Providers Party offering half-price drinks for all of Dead End’s public servants. Citizens were invited to come and enjoy food, company, and music on the cold evening, with all proceeds graciously donated to the city’s winter works fund. Niimura Kyo, 29, a businessman, owner of Lulu’s Bar and Grill, and tattoo artist, described... Read More

Flame of Truth Carnival Thanks

For those who missed it, the controversial Flame of Truth shelter hosted a tent at this year’s DE carnival. A debasuhed and degenrate bondage sideshow where for a little extra spectators were offered the chance to touch the hung and bound beauties displayed. Across the two day event, there were shows and games with prizes for guessing correctly the bound, masked and leashed. The top prize for correct identification included a 2 hour private room encounter at B & D Productions... Read More

Now Hiring: Lulu’s Bar and Grill

Lulu’s Bar and Grill is seeking upbeat, alcohol savvy persons who can hold their own to become the all powerful! Management positions open. Please contact Niimura Kyo (Warumono.Mode).  Read More

Robbery and Attack and Irizumi Ink

Kyo Niimura, the owner of a local tattoo parlor, fell victim to a brutal and violent robbery just over two weeks ago in his own store, Irezumi Ink, located on Key Road. The robbery took place at 14:05pm on Sunday 8th February. The two masked perpetrators, shown above in a CCTV image recovered from the store, entered and then proceeded to assault Mr. Niimura, catching him off guard whilst he was conducting a little cleaning. Despite his best efforts to fight them off with a spray-bottle... Read More

Community Leader Kyo Niimura Victim of Assault

On Monday, January 26th, Mr. Nimmura Kyo was a victim of a sexual assault. Dead End Police officers were called in response to a 911 call that was later reported as sexual assault on victim Nimmura Kyo by suspect Natasha Blaque. Police Officer Jack Jamestone was called to Dick’s Halfway Inn after the 911 call was placed. Upon arrival, Officer Jamestone had discovered Kyo in one of the motel rooms. Also, as per reports the victim was in the middle of being sexually assaulted... Read More

Terrorists Gas Citizens

Host Ky Niimura, owner of Lulu’s bar, is being held for questioning along with half a dozen party goers. The oft in danger Kyo Niimura was arrested last night, the charges?  Terrorism! And it just might stick.  Amidst the late New Years Celebration Masquerade sponsored Mr. Niimura and Lulu’s bar revelers enjoyed free champagne, food and a live DJ.  Unfortunately much like Mr. Niimura’s late Halloween bash the festivities quickly went awry.   According... Read More

Crazy Commando Gets Choked Out

Commando Dan flanked by Lyss Ritter and Mesa King with Kyo Niimura looking on in the background The weekend bus crash that resulted in several mental patients being set loose upon the city caused a fair bit of mayhem around the city for the few days they scurried about.  One such incident took place just outside of the Daily office during the late hours of Saturday night.  A man later identified as “Commando Dan”, wearing a mask and sporting an untied straight jacket... Read More

Albino Man Attempts To Abduct Bar Owner

Detective Oakleaf in Pharaoh’s attempting to place Rayen Kelly under arrest Throughout Michigan and moreover the country as a whole, Dead End has a reputation as a haven for the lost, desperate and soulless.  A place that is dank and depressing, devoid of any smiles or fun.  There are some who work hard to uphold these reputations, to cling to them like a badge of honor and lash out at others who dare deviate from the preset downtrodden path in favor of friendly amusement.... Read More

Bar Brawl Nets Two Arrests

Annoelotte Zwar ( left) demands her belongings back from Vix ( right) and a battle ensued. Lulu’s Bar, located in the heart of Dead End, is oft enough the source of trouble in Dead End. Often enough in fact that two years in a row the city council has threatened to remove Kyo Niimura’s liquor license though thus far that has not come to pass.  Wednesday afternoon yet another brawl took place in the small bar though this one did not involve drunk patronage. This time... Read More

Alice Lambert Incites Chaos In Lulu’s

CCTV cameras from Lulu’s captured the entire crazy scene “The edge, there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.” – Hunter S. Thompson Entering a bar covered in both blood and dirt is bound to raise a few eyebrows.  Even more so if you walk behind the bar and attempt to casually take a few bottles without pay as if that were a normal thing to do yet it wasn’t until Lulu’s... Read More