Letter to the Editor: Vice & Belial.

Dear Citizens of Dead End; As this paper had  reported, with  an accuracy I am truthfully accustomed to, I had intended to hold a sermon in the name of Belial in the 14th of this month.  The intent of the sermon I had wrote for that even was far from the one I had intended to deliver.  I write this letter to you all to both address some of the assertions and accusations about myself and my Church, as well as to deliver the message I had intended for that night. It is true... Read More

Police Capt. Writes Back

Dear Deamon, Actually, this is going to go to all the self professed judges of Dead End, and the gangs, and everyone who thinks they are above the law.  No one in my town is above the law.  This is my yard, and when you come to my yard you have to understand that you might think that you have the right to do whatever you want when you come to my yard, but.. I’m going to remind you, you can’t.  When you step foot in Dead End you are stepping into the most holy... Read More

A New Crazy Writes In

Editor, I am sending you this, Our manifesto for Deamon. And a description that you may give to the farce you call law enforcement of how we will mark our victims. I know, of course, you will not let the general public know for fear of copycats and other legal things. But all of our victims will have red leather corsets in both legs. And the letters of this lovely city cut deep into the middle of the victims back. Be on your guard dear editor, there is more to follow…. Good... Read More

Letter to the Editor: Cause the crazy lady opened her clap trap

Ohh Bean thank you for proving my point.  I can not say I know the full list of the antisocial and harmful things you have been caught for.  I think everyone reading this would agree that you probably have gotten away with much more then you have been caught for. Your list runs, drug smuggling, hijacking, attempted murder, murder, kidnaping, assault, assault with a deadly weapon, aggravated assault, sexual assault, aggravated sexual assault, I’m sure rape, possession of... Read More

And Yet Another Letter To Dead End

Ladies and gentlemen! How well do you truly know your city? If you looked a friend straight into the eyes, would you see their soul… or just another empty vessel? It seems most of you have been so very lucky to meet us, a lot of you even love us, yet most of you still don’t even know who we are.   Please, allow us to introduce ourselves. We are the Barbie Butcher Bitches.. and we have a message for our dear citizens of Dead End. Let us start by making a shout out... Read More

A Letter From Hong Kong

June 27, 2014. Hong Kong, Kowloon District, 243 Tak Shing Street. Respectable Editor, It is regrettable for having to write this letter to the citizens of the blossoming city of Dead End. It has come to our attention that the once fragile balance in your honorable city is in danger. We urge the citizens of Deadend to raise their voice and silence the infidels who are trying to crush the balance by attacking the members of our respected family. This is something we can and will... Read More

Another Reader Writes in

Dear Dead End, I have been hearing a lot about how bad my family is and how Pagan lets me off on charges and stuff.. To those claims I respond.. AHHHHH BULLSHIT! I have been to jail, stuffed in Harvey Federal, Forced into counseling, forced to wear a teddy bear outfit and preach safe sex. I’ve helped give people with community service a place to work and I have done my own community service. I have had my bank accounts frozen and have had all my worldly belongings... Read More

Another Nutter Chimes In: Regarding the Yhengs

My dear Dead End. Let us consider the Yhengs. first we have or clearly corrupt and compromised DA, his Sister the feared and clearly mad gangster, and then their Mother, the cop. I say anyone that has the gravitas to strike out against them that has the virtue and conviction to stand against them should not be hunted but heralded as a hero. This family has infiltrated our city on nearly every level, there is no doubt in my mind that they work to control every inch of this city.... Read More

A Letter To Dead End From Bean

Dear People Of Dead End, I want to start off by saying thank you for turning over the butthead who burnt my brother. It means a lot to me to know that this fartknocker is known and the city works together to save itself.. Which is why I propose a game.. Its a fun game.. Its called Get Dee! Here’s the rules someone finds Dee and beats the hell out of her and turns her over naked and beat up to the middle of the square and you get the prize!! If you dont beat her up,... Read More

Another Nutter Chimes In

Some people have no sense of humor. Or sense of proportion. Or sense of sense. Either fortunately, or unfortunately, depending on one’s outlook, these people are quite easy to spot by their blue uniforms and bronze badges. When the penalty for a prank is equal to that of assault, what is there to truly limit how far a joke is taken? When time is served for assault, why should a person not assault? The lack of proportional penalties by those in uniform are probably the largest... Read More