Cops and Cannibals Clash at Jade Dragon

Jaded Lovers: Rise Matusoto (left) seen possibly praying to her cannibal god. Convo Garron (right) apparently needing to pee. Corvo Garron and Rize Matsumo, the new owners of the Jade Dragon Restaurant and rumored cannibals, were arrested Monday night on suspicion of kidnapping. The young couple, who may or may not be secretly serving human flesh to their unsuspecting customers, have been charged with kidnapping, torturing and gnawing small bits off of Vie MacClawden, owner of... Read More

Flame of Truth Carnival Thanks

For those who missed it, the controversial Flame of Truth shelter hosted a tent at this year’s DE carnival. A debasuhed and degenrate bondage sideshow where for a little extra spectators were offered the chance to touch the hung and bound beauties displayed. Across the two day event, there were shows and games with prizes for guessing correctly the bound, masked and leashed. The top prize for correct identification included a 2 hour private room encounter at B & D Productions... Read More

Mass Grave Found In Dead Drop

Mass grave found in Dead Drop, inside were six bodies in various stages of decomposition. A mass grave was found in Dead End’s neighboring Dead Drop on Thursday afternoon.  Dani Darke, an employee of Kink Ink and avid skateboarder,  apparently stumbled onto the grave site  where according to the young woman a hand was sticking out of the ground.  Ms. Darke retreated to safety and then called 911.   Despite a lengthy wait time,  the police report indicates that Lt Roxy... Read More

Fire Chief Arrested For Halloween Druggings

  Delivering the drugged sweets was none other then a disguised Fire Chief Mela Dylasari-Bellic, whom was later identified by her tattoos. Fire Chief Dylasari-Bellic was finally arrested on Sunday for her poisonous Halloween trick.   Caught on Halloween night, wearing a gown and mask but her numerous tattoos on display, delivering baskets of drugged sweets and treats to the local businesses.  According to hospital reports an employee of one local business died as a result... Read More

Hellcats Declawed By DEPD

Hellcats Radha Grimm, Steph Lowensztark (who took no part in the fight), Tit and Dee Geist, as the fight begins with Lt. Smythe and Officer Jericho If you were out and about late Saturday night, wandering the streets in that time now known as pre-fishnado, you might have stumbled across members of the DEPD squaring off against the dangerous motorcycle ladies of Dead End known as the Hellcats.  Roughly a week prior to this event, a flower delivery driver had been brutally murdered... Read More

Storage Locker Raided!

The sight of army trucks more than startled the unsuspecting guard When it comes to the shipping and storage lockers down by the wharf near the Red Light District, few actually know what is held within those large containers.  Besides being used as dump sites for torture and rape victims, most of us likely assume those crates house the imports from across the bay and contain various every day items that we all use.  What you likely didn’t know was that at least one of... Read More

Alice Lambert Arrested Along With Two Cheeky Women

Lt. Blackheart with her tazer aimed at the supsects The ongoing saga of the mentally troubled Alice Lambert continues.  Her mental status and litany of crimes has been brought to light numerous times and with each step toward recovery, comes yet another to yank her back into the darkness from which she has, for so long, resided.  Mid morning on Sunday, police responded to a 911 call at Lulu’s and found bar manger Steph Lowensztark bloodied and weakened.  Officer Jarek... Read More

Sewage Tanker Driven Into Arcade, Fire Fighter attacks Police

Sewage Truck dumping its load inside the arcade. It seems the St Elmo’s Fire we saw earlier this week was indeed the foretelling of a storm in Dead End, and in this case, a literal shit storm. Friday night amidst the chaos of Bean Newport’s bevy of bombs going off around the city her own business was hit as well.  Though no one was around to see it happen, a 911 call came in shortly after announcing that the Arcade in Dead Fall had a truck sticking out of it and was... Read More

Warehouse Raided! Roughhouse Manager Taken Into Custody

DEPD SWAT just before entering the warehouse Not long ago, we brought you the story of dual truck heists.  To refresh your memory, they involved a woman using her body to lure a pair of drivers out of their cab.  One was knocked unconscious while his cargo was stolen, the other, sadly, never opened his eyes again.  While we were assured the DEPD was uncovering every lead in their quest to find those responsible, they had remained decidedly silent on just who their suspects... Read More

DEPD Officers Attempt To Arrest DEFD Captain For Safety Inspection

Those of you who engage in prison-spotting, that’s like trainspotting only instead of watching for trains, you track people being hauled off to jail, a common pastime in DE, you’d note that the cells at the DEPD are overflowing with criminals right now.  If you had managed to sneak a peek inside, you’d find that some of those prisoners have become quite rowdy and to contain the raucous jailbirds, the Captain MacClawden with a fully inspected fire hose officers... Read More