Dead End City Council Elections Struck By Terrorism

Three bombs went off and a fire occurred during the run-up to the recent Dead End City Council elections, causing a building to collapse, killing and injuring several citizens. The democratic process was marked by great human loss caused by unknown terrorists. These bombings may be related to the earlier bombing of the court house. Who is powerful enough to possess such explosives in Dead End City, besides the police? At any rate, citizens of Dead End went to the polls on July... Read More

Luna and Partner Suspects in Murder, Arsons, Rapes, Torture, Poisoning and Attacks! – Retraction

On February 3rd, one of The Daily’s staff writers wrote an article regarding an incident they were involved in regarding a woman left beaten and bloody on the doorstep of the Dead End Fire Department. This article quickly changed from a factual narrative of events to an opinion piece, citing several names and various nefarious groups within our fair city being involved in a number of incidents, including a fire at the apartment buildings on Key Road, across from Slim Goodie’s... Read More

Luna and Partner Suspects in Murder, Arsons, Rapes, Torture, Poisoning and Attacks!

NOTE TO READERS:  This article is the sole opinion of the author and in no way reflects the opinions/ideals of the Dead End Daily or its staff as a whole.   While DE Firefighter/Paramedic Kelly Dragovar was in the middle of feeding the Firehouse puppy, “Sasha,” on a cold, winter afternoon, February the 2nd, 2015, circa one in the afternoon, he suddenly heard someone stirring at the front door and went over to see who it was. To his surprise, he found a beaten... Read More

Slim’s Waitresses Go Bezerk At The Easy 8

CCTV footage from the 8 showing Det Thorton entering while Ms. Belle (left) and Ms. Davenport (right) had resorted to shouting at each other Two women were arrested Sunday night at the Easy 8 pool hall after being spotted by officers entering the business armed with a baseball bat and frying pan and proceeding to attack everything in sight.  Their reason, however, had less to do with dampening someone’s Christmas spirit and more to do with sending a message to one of the... Read More