Fishnado Car Fire Makes Heros Of Many

Lys Ritter, owner of Rub One Out Massage climbs into the overturned vehicle to aid the trapped girl. Oft in trouble Lys Ritter made a heroic attempt yesterday afternoon, after slipping from her safe haven below Dead End’s streets to check out the degree of damage the Fishnado had left Dead End with, Mrs. Ritter stumbled upon a young woman who’d had the misfortune of driving right into the path of Fishnado.  With her vehicle upended and the driver, known only as Lizzy,... Read More

Rub One Out: The Parlor of Inequity

Rub One Out Massage Parlor In the Red Light District Sexual services brazenly on display, as a well used condom machine greets visitors of the ‘Rub one out’ Parlour. Daily News had the rare opportunity to interview ‘Lyss’ the colourful owner of the establishment for a brief glimpse inside this murky underworld blighting our fair city. A badly scarred Lyss, flanked by a small army of ‘ladies of the night’ described her long list of services “all... Read More