Welcome to the Jungle party: Sunday, January 24

Posted by on January 23, 2016 · Leave a Comment 

Re-opening party of Lyss’s Lair Opening party for DE Lair Productions The old Lair fell victim to flames, but like the phoenix, it has risen in a new location! Venue: Lyss’s Lair in Dead Drop [SLURL]. Date: Sunday, January 24, 2016 Time: 10:00 a.m. SLT Welcome to the jungle. Get out your Tarzan and Jane skins, Conan pants and panther loincloths, and come party with us. DE Lair Productions will capture the party’s best moments, so come and enjoy our lovely... Read More

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Sickle Attack and Fire at Lyss’s Lair

Posted by on January 23, 2016 · Leave a Comment 

by K. Villota Last week, an anonymous eyewitness notified this paper of an unfortunate attack and fire at Lyss’s Lair. Respected massage parlor boss Kyna Teagan was working at the Lair bar and local businesswoman Rhoslyn Ritter was busy entertaining guests. This could not last long as Lenore Manson, a woman in nurse’s scrubs, opened the door and suddenly declared, “The doctor has entered. I recommend amputation.” Manson was brandishing a syringe and... Read More

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DeadStock Raves On. Day One of DE Festival a Success.

Posted by on July 31, 2015 · Leave a Comment 

Revelers flocked today to day one of Dead End’s newest festival on the circuit, DeadStock. The two day festival, curated by the folk at lyss’s Lair in the RLD is a fun-filled beachside party. A place for fun, frolics and well, whatever takes your fancy. Fancy a toss and getting beautiful babes all wet and soaked? Try the Beer Dunk Tank, where your wrist action and aim take control of your entertainment. And in public, no less. Beer Dunk Drunk The sun peeped out from... Read More

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DeadStock is Coming.

Posted by on July 28, 2015 · Leave a Comment 

Lyss’s Lair presents DeadStock 2015 DeadStock Thu 30th- Fri 31st July, 2015. Lyss’s Lair presents DeadStock: a two-day festival on the beach in the Red Light District behind Lyss’s Lair. Think Woodstock with a Dead End twist. Nudity, music, games, entertainment and dirty fun encouraged.  The main stage will play host to a variety of businesses and performers who dare to display their talents. Anyone interested in signing up can contact a member of staff at Lyss’s... Read More

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