Fire Chief Poisoned At Jade Dragon Reopening
Suspended Firefighter Deus Richards helping the Chief vomit out toxic fish The Jade Dragon’s new owner, Kaito, had promised that the old sushi bar would be showcasing exotic foods for “brave eaters”. During the grand re-opening Friday night, they did exactly that, offering Fugu just as Kahlen had suspected in her article. For those of you unfamiliar, Fugu is the Japanese word for pufferfish as well as the culinary term for the dish made from them. They’re... Read More
Afternoon Tea At the 8 Turns Into A Food Fight
The great food fight of 2014 If you’ve ever seen Animal House or at the very least least know of movie, then you probably know the moment where John Belushi turns to camera and yells “Food fight!” What happens next is obvious. That is essentially how things transpired during the Easy 8’s “Afternoon Tea” event. It had been a quiet, upscale, and as some would describe, posh, event. Perhaps it was too posh or maybe there was a little... Read More
Another Nun Goes Up In Flames
Deus Richards and Mela Dylasari-Bellic look on as the nun catches fire For whatever reason, when the women of the cloth come to spread the word of a higher power to the people of DE, they end up spreading violence and death instead. The past few years have seen several nuns go on blood fueled rampages, stabbing, kidnapping and pretty much doing everything but preaching about love and harmony. Perhaps there’s some super secret sect of sadistic nuns that views DE... Read More
Skate For Your Lives Roller Derby Tournament
Get your roller skates ready and your bruising forearms ready cause Dead End’s first ever ice cream social and roller derby tournament will be held on June 17th at Marcello’s club in Dead Drop. To be clear, we are talking about Roller Derby, the sport featuring a skating rink designed for the sport, teams of 2-3 people and copious amounts of elbows to the ribs while players jockey for position during 45-60 minutes of rink time. We are not talking about Rollerball... Read More
Mass Suicide In Cinema Square
In recent years Dead End has seen several religious figures and or groups arrive to preach their word to the masses before slowly dying out and disappearing. I’m sure many of you remember the Mind9Light cult of several years ago who went out with a ” bang ” when first their headquarters in Dead Drop was blown up and then later the bookstore was set ablaze. Then of course there was the crazed Asteroth Killer who attacked and killed nearly a dozen women for... Read More
Victim Raped By Her Own Fiance
Fire Chief Mela tending to the victim while police begin their questioning A 2012 FBI list noted that rape in the state of Michigan was nearly double the national per capita rate. That is mostly thanks to the city of Saginaw, which has the highest rate of rape in the country, not Detroit as most might have assumed. However, Detroit does rank high on the list as does our very own Dead End. This is not a statistic to be proud of and one of the problems in its finding... Read More
