Trio Caught Digging Up A Body In Dead Fall

Amanda Fitzgerald, Jess Corven and Alice Lambert upon being spotted in the graveyard While we at the Daily are not  normally  in the habit of mentioning where police officers reside, for safety reasons, here it serves a significant part of the story.  Those of you who’ve visited the church in Dead Fall likely have noticed a large home next door with a fountain out front that not long ago was filled with several rubber duckies.  That is the home of Lieutenant Vanora Blackheart... Read More

Jealous Woman Attacks Daily Editor

Slipping up behind Editor Kahlen Vaniva ” Scrapper ” hit the woman in the head with her guitar, stomped on her fingers and attempted to drag her out of the Daily office. With the bright afternoon sun illuminating the streets of Dead End, a bit of darkness found its way indoors, into the office of the DE Daily.  Editor Kahlen Vaniva was busy working away, likely fixing a certain reporter’s overabundance of typos when a dark haired woman who was touting a guitar... Read More

Pipe Bomber Identified!

  Masked, bomb wielding suspect. Shouted ” Fuck’n Yhengs” as she fled Identified! ” Dee” Known PCP user Identified as Pipe Bomber One week ago today, the District Attorney’s office was blown up in the late night hours. The intent of the bomber was to kill, maim and do the utmost damage to District Attorney Pagan Newport for his ties to his ” adopted” family the Yhengs headed up by the Matriarch Ming Yheng.  This fact was made... Read More

Biker Rides Right Through Two Bars!!

Titi inside of Lulu’s It’s not often you see a motorcycle roaring through a bar or even a casino for that matter.  In fact, it’s extremely rare.  However, that was the scene Monday evening as Roughouse manager, known only as Titi road her hog right through Lulu’s doing donuts while exhaust filled the air like a toxic fog.  Not surprisingly, this caught the attention of DEPD Officer Kerri Oakleaf who happened to be in the bar at that very moment.  The... Read More

Infamous Anchovy Lady Behind Bars

Ms. Vaniva ( back), Chief Marty Kells, Ming Yheng & the Crazed Anchovy Woman ” Phoe” In the late evening of May 5th, 2014, a woman made infamous by this very paper was finally subdued and placed behind bars.  Through the collective effort of the Dead End Community, the woman’s identity was found to be a local business owner named, “Phoe.” Through  further investigation, the woman owned an import/export business named “BISH.” The... Read More

Violent Attack Turns Into Kidnapping

Dee viciously attacking Ming As Spring descends upon us and begins to usher out the icy cold of winter though apparently not the ice itself, I opted for a short stroll in the night, to enjoy the warmer air.  I didn’t even get one full block before encountering business owner and psychopath, Dee in front of the Red Herring, wielding a baseball bat adorned with spikes and swinging violently at Ming Yheng as you see in the picture above.  It was clear there was some beef... Read More

Dead End Hospital Grand Re-Opening

Many of you have probably been curious about the construction at the old prison. The old prison has been torn down. That’s right, no more prison. Instead that is now the site of our new hospital. We welcome a new chief of staff. Ming Yheng has been promoted and is now in charge of our hospital and patients. After meeting up with the good doctor I managed to get a scoop about what new additions will be taking place. Yheng promises that the hospital will never be empty like... Read More

New Culture To Dead End

Dead End recently gained a new oriental style tea house located near to the Jade Dragon and the White Lotus. As soon as I stepped into the shop I was greeted by friendly staff at the pleasing aroma of fresh tea and warm pastries.  I then had a short interview with the shop’s owner and manager. I asked her what the shop had to offer to the city and she told me how they did not just sell tea but also stock a number of “alternative” medicines for a number of different... Read More

Tea Shop Terrorism?

Tea shop co-owner Jane Harrison-Yheng stands atop a vehicle outside the location demanding access to her spouse and making her distaste of the performance of the DEPD known quite vocally. Police cordoned off the street in front of the Li-Ching Teahouse where a reported act of terrorism occurred Sunday night.  Several women were seen being taken to Dead End Memorial Hospital, including Ms. Harrison Yheng after the officer pictured tazed the petite blond. Ming Yheng was among... Read More

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