Now Hiring-DEPD

Have you ever wanted to make a difference, but struggled with the best way to do it? Do you consider yourself a public servant of this great city? Well good news! The DEPD is hiring officers. We will train you, so no experience necessary! Just a strong drive to learn and the desire to punch out the scum of the city. To apply, please turn in an application at the station (AKA click the sign and fill one out) or see a DEPD officer, who can refer you to the Brass for an interview.  Read More

Now Hiring Pure Bliss Spa

A new spa is coming to town! Opening soon and currently looking for trained and non-trained Masseuses. Are you a people person? Like to make people feel relaxed and happy?  If so join the staff at Pure Bliss Spa a place for the Mind~Body~Soul. Will help the right applicant become licensed, so all applicants are encouraged to stop by our new location in the Asian District, located behind Pizza Slut and Pharaohs Book Shop, Or call 555-3171 and speak with Monet Hart ((Peacefulharmony... Read More

Pizza Slut Now Hiring

The Pizza Slut is now hiring for all positions. Everything from pizza delivery to managers. All employees get free food and drinks if they work of course. Pizza is in high demand all over DE and we are looking for folks to man the ovens and cash registers. Be part of something great and come in today!  Read More

DEMH. Get Healed. Get Hired.

Dead End Memorial Hospital and Asylum have revamped a number of systems to better serve you!  We offer more state of the art care than anyone in the Dead End city limits, all available through our friendly and professional staff. Come on down and see us for that boil.  Call and make an appointment to have that “wink, wink” removed.  We don’t judge. Free of communicable diseases?  Join our staff!  Competitive pay and progressive sexual harassment policies! “DEMH. ... Read More

Now Hiring: Dead End Fire Department

Do you like to help people? Do do feel a passion about saving peoples’ lives? Can you handle the sight of blood? Run into a burning building? The Dead End Fire Department is Now Hiring new staff..  The department is full of Brave Heroes who put their life’s on the line for you and your city, and we want you to be one too. We are more then just Co-Workers we are family that is alway there for each other. Being a fire fighter is so much more then just burning buildings... Read More

Spunks R Us Is Hiring

Spunk R Us – The one stop shop for all your sexual needs. NOW HIRING for all positions. Fair wages and flexible hours. In addition, special perks will be offered to deserving MALE candidates. Applications can be dropped off at the shop. The shop is located in the Red Light District on the intersection of Crimson and Seamen. Ask for “Jimmy” ((Inquiries can be directed to James O’Graydy (graydy Resident). Please leave a notecard if not online))  Read More

Slim Goodies Looking For Security

You want to work at Slims, but you’re butt ugly and you know you can’t hack it as a waiter or waitress. What should you do? The answer is to work as part of Slim’s security team, of course! As you may know, this is a position that carries a lot of prestige. Saying you are part of Slim’s security force will allow you to command the same kind of respect that you would get if you were a Navy Seal or an FBI agent. As luck would have it, Slim Goodies currently... Read More

DE Daily is Hiring!

HELP WANTED Freelance Writers/Reporters– willing to cover local stories, fulfill assignments in timely manner.  An interest in learning the truth ad willingness to go the extra mile a must. Columnists–  Horoscopes, Advice to the Lovelorn,  Helpful Household Hints? We’ve got a place for you as well.  If you’re interested in running a bi weekly column please contact us. Photographers– Wanted desperately. TOP PAY!!!  Have you got an eye for the dramatic?... Read More