WANTED

  WANTED by the Church of St Hank and the Rehabilitation program… For crimes against humanity, including but not limited to… Necrobeastialanalbuttsex, rubbing against barn yard animals, taking the Lords name in Vain, tearing the tags off of pillows, not keeping the sacrament holy, stealing Girl Scout Cookies, Kidnapping, Possibly homoerotic behavior under a Pence Vice Presidency, Protesting The Peach crayon calling for it to be called Flesh, Chicken fucking,... Read More