City Council Candidate Interview with Princess Yheng

Dr Princess Yheng on steps of in front of barricaded Dead End Memorial Hospital with emergency healthcare radio during the May 2016 purge.   In this series of articles on our city council candidates, we aim to get up close and personal with each of their visions for Dead End City. Please feel free to write in with your opinions. Doctor Princess Yheng is rumored to be preparing for a city council bid, though at press time (30 May AM), nothing is confirmed yet.   What’s... Read More

Massive Damage To Buildings in Dead End City

Bean Newport-Yheng, sister of Pagan Newport-Yheng, crashed a Hummer just before midnight on Friday, May 13, 2016 into the boarded-up Dead End Medical Hospital. The vehicle drove down Whipped Way and flew into the air, coming back down to earth at the exterior wall of the hospital, and burst into flames. Newport-Yheng jumped out of the car just in time, pulled out a Sunny D, and drank it while watching it burn as a woman in a rubber suit wielding a chainsaw calmly walked past. The... Read More

Cannibalism Cult Dines and Dashes from Slim Goodies

It begins, like so many of these stories, with a bulldozer. Barley Alsop had a dream. To “give the diner the grade it deserves,” by using the massive construction vehicle to knock Slim Goodies down. But what started as a light-hearted, yet senseless, desire to destroy quickly turned — like so many other stories during last weekend’s “Purge” —  dark and sinister. Detective Alsop drives the bulldozer, on the way to the diner, unaware of what awaits... Read More