Poison Pen Monster’s New Threat
The malicious monster behind a spate of violent attacks on female members of the DEMH has struck again. Leaving another anonymous letter at the Daily with a further call to arms, the poison pen rapist called for a widening in the scope of attacks. Not satisfied with a mysogynist manifesto of hate crimes, attention has turned with yet more vile towards the District Atorney’s office. Specifically in the direction of DA Pagan Newport-Yheng, whose apparent crime is offending... Read More
A Chat With the Craziest Clown Around
It isn’t often that this reporter gets a chance to sit down and have a no holds barred, uncensored chat with one of Dead End’s most oft arrested, most hated and perhaps most feared criminals Dead End has faced in the past year. That’s why when ” Uncle Bob”, career criminal and local whack job, agreed to schedule a sit down I knew I’d have to come with some of the really big questions. Arriving just a touch early, the dapper clown showed... Read More
Possible Rapist Gets Special Treat
This is not the Christmas decoration I had in mind. As the snow fell over the city and this reporter was enjoying a hearty meal of milk and cookies, she stumbled upon the most interesting of scenes: a man who seemed to be in distress. Considering he was naked and tied to a pole, this reporter figured it might be a call for help. I’ve been wrong before and it’s cold out, so I stopped at the Red Herring for some more milk and cookies. When I was... Read More
Jolly Old Saint Nick Rapist?
Twas a night like every other in the City of Dead End and all up the block not a creature was stirring except for a reporter and her bottle of Jack. The knives were strapped to her thighs with much care. With hopes that some rapist would just dare. The perverts were settled all snug in their beds, while visions of porn stars danced in their heads. With my cigarette in one hand and my jack in the other, I was just settling down to a nice shot and a half. When from around me there... Read More
