Setting the Record Straight.

The Daily would like to apologise to Ming and Tailia Yheng for an advert submitted in bad faith which was erroneously published earlier this week. The advert “Horny Yhengs Are Waiting For You” stated that respected business woman, Ming Yheng and one of her many offspring (who can keep count?) were available at dirt low prices for sexy funtimes. This is not the case. In a statement to the editor Tailia Yheng emphatically repeated that far from a commoner slut she is... Read More

Luna and Partner Suspects in Murder, Arsons, Rapes, Torture, Poisoning and Attacks! – Retraction

On February 3rd, one of The Daily’s staff writers wrote an article regarding an incident they were involved in regarding a woman left beaten and bloody on the doorstep of the Dead End Fire Department. This article quickly changed from a factual narrative of events to an opinion piece, citing several names and various nefarious groups within our fair city being involved in a number of incidents, including a fire at the apartment buildings on Key Road, across from Slim Goodie’s... Read More

A Note from the Editor

It has been brought to the attention of the Daily staff that recently there was an attack upon Ms. Dove Scarlet and it was reported that her unborn children lost  their lives in the horrible incident.  That is not so.  Hospital workers confirm that the tiny and sickly twins are in the NICU at DEMH and while they will likely be there for quite a long while they should eventually recover and with the dutiful care of both of their parents go on to live long and fruitful lives. While... Read More