Massage Parlor Fire Injures Four

Trapped inside the massage parlor by flames the bevy of beauties fled to the second floor where they eventually leapt from the window to the street below. All sustained injuries. Saturday Dec 27th was not a good day for the ladies of Rub One Out Massage Parlor.  According to police reports shortly after members of the popular local gang ” The Syndicate” left word on the walls of the massage parlor that ” The Syndicate is Law” an unidentified woman threw... Read More

Crazed Cannibal Takes A Bite Out Of Masseuse

Bite victim Linda Escobar as discovered in the massage parlor sans most of her clothing Those of you who’ve lived in Dead End long enough know that practices, disorders, fetishes and desires that are relatively uncommon in the rest of the country tend to find their way into the populace of our city.  For example, the percentage of people with split personality or multiple personality disorder is considerably higher in DE than anywhere else that isn’t home to a large... Read More

Rub One Out: The Parlor of Inequity

Rub One Out Massage Parlor In the Red Light District Sexual services brazenly on display, as a well used condom machine greets visitors of the ‘Rub one out’ Parlour. Daily News had the rare opportunity to interview ‘Lyss’ the colourful owner of the establishment for a brief glimpse inside this murky underworld blighting our fair city. A badly scarred Lyss, flanked by a small army of ‘ladies of the night’ described her long list of services “all... Read More

Massage Parlor Owner Caught With Her Hands Dirty

Rub One Out Massage Parlor owner ” Lyss” It has not been long since a woman known as “Lyss” took over the Rub One Out massage parlor in the red light district.  While there have been rumblings and rumors of illicit misdeeds at the shop, little has come to light or caught the attention of the authorities.  That is, until a woman identified as Aly Bubble walked into the DEPD and filed a criminal complaint against Lyss.  According to her complaint, as passed... Read More

Rub One Out Massage Parlor

Rub One Out Massage Parlor owner ” Lyss” You need to relax? Or you need the muscles of someone else relax? In that case venture down to the Red Light District, just round the corner at The Dark Room and you will find the massage parlor residing at the end of the street. We can help you! The new manager, Lyssandra is well known for her skills and we have beautiful girls to look after your sore body. We offer both, massage of different kinds and acupuncture, further... Read More