Senator A.S Smith-Hammer Dead After Mugging

The body of Senator A.S. Smith-Hammer was found on Thursday under the bridge leading to the Red Light District after an apparent mugging. It appears that the senator was severely beaten with construction wood and slashed at with a broken beer bottle. Despite his extensive injuries, it is still unclear as to what caused death. Identification of the killing blow is further hindered as the murderer had taken the time to draw clown make-up on to the man before robbing him and fleeing... Read More

Senator Smith-Hammer Tied to Kidnapping

Senator A.S.Smith-Hammer of Texas Texas Senator and presidential hopeful A.S. Smith-Hammer, has a dream; A dream to clean up the city of Dead End.  A dream to rid the city of, in his own words, “vile substances,”.  To end the flow of alcohol and drugs, as well as stopping “unnecessary fornication that turns men into rapists and women into whores.” Sounds like paradise, doesn’t it? And all it will cost the citizens of Dead End, is their freedom. That’s what Vie... Read More

National News Takes On Dead End Politics

The city and County of Dead End made national headlines this week after an ill worded speech from Senator A.S Smith-Hammer, representative of Texas was interrupted by locals throwing lube filled balloons and other assorted items at both police and the senator himself. The speech, which started as an attempt to announce the senator’s presidential aspirations for the 2016 elections was met with jeers and boos from the crowd assembled. One political pundit wrote the following... Read More