Reverend Jones Murdered by Local Cult

Instead of the usual late night broadcasting on April 27th, Television fanatics and casual viewers alike were treated to a sinister beheading by what appeared to be the cult of Belial. Four members of the cult were in attendance while a fifth person was also in the unknown location; however he was not a guest, but a sacrifice. While the ring leader of the attack gave a compelling sermon, the victim who was identified as Reverend Jones, was tied and his head resting on a chopping... Read More

Crucifixion: Not Just for Jesus Anymore

Jones and “Vinny” with their victims. Two men, calling themselves “Reverend Jones” and “Brother Vinnie,” publicly crucified a man and a woman: Sergei Stankic, head of the Flame of Truth Homeless Shelter, and former Dead End Fire Department Chief, Melangell Reed-Bellic, resulting in the death of Stankic and the near-certain embarrassment of Reed-Belic. Calling them the “true faces of sin,” Reverend Jones proceeded to strip them both, while they were lashed... Read More