Pair Of Business Owners Arrested

Scene in the diner just as police arrived. Ms Xaris on the far left post orgasm. Mr. Coy crouched in front of the counter. The DEPD has had its hands full in the wake of the Friday night bombing party and has been working through their warrants in an attempt to incapacitate the criminal presence in Dead End and reclaim control of the town.  They’ve gone from the arrests of Dee Geist and Titi to Amanada Fitzgerald and now to Thomas Coy and Sharebear Xaris.  In fact, Ms.... Read More

Local Business Owner Overdoses! Boyfriend Blamed!

Sharebear Xaris seen here in the recovery room As anyone will tell you, mixing recreational drugs with painkillers is a dangerous cocktail.  That’s exactly what happened to Sugar Rush owner, Sharebear Xaris just last night.  From what we’ve been able to ascertain, thanks to a source in the DEMH, Ms. Xaris was at Lulu’s along with her boyfriend and owner of the new Fresh Foods Market when she began vomiting on the ground.  Minutes later, she was out cold.  Fortunately,... Read More

DEPD Settles Some Business, Jail Cells Overflowing With Prisoners

  Remember that part in The Godfather when Michael says “Today I settle all family business” and proceeds to take out each and every one of his rival dons?  Well, today was a bit like that for the DEPD, only there was no Moe Greene taking a bullet in the eye.  Instead, Captain Marty Kells promise to crack down on crime truly took off as the jail cells filled up with arrest after arrest.  It started with Uncle Bob and Maynad Selby, at the attempted truck heist... Read More