Help Wanted– Spunk R Us
Spunk R Us – The one stop shop for all your sexual needs NOW HIRING for all positions. Fair wages and flexible hours in addition to “special” perks. If you think you are sexy, can sell sex, or have the muscle to keep the undesirables away, drop by today ! Applications can be dropped off at the shop. The shop is located in the Red Light District on the intersection of Crimson and Seamen. Ask for Emogen, Mesa, Cristos, or Thera. Or if all else fails, Jimmy. Read More
Spunk R Us Invaded Twice In Two Days. RLD Still Dangerous!
James O’ Graydy, Owner of the local porn shop Spunk R Us, made claims not too long ago that the Red Light District was cleaner and safer now that he’d taken over the shop. That the Red Light District no longer lived up to it’s reputation of seedy back alley sex trade and violent criminals lurking in doorways . O’Graydy would have you believe that the streets were paved with porn and rainbows, the hookers had all turned crossing guard and the criminals... Read More
Street Party – Spunk Style!
Party 16th of November 6pm Til 10pm (slt). Outdoor heating and drinks (sponsored by the Dark Room) will be available, but the weatherman forecasts unusually cold weather. So dress sexy, but stay warm. See you there ! This event also marks the beginning of a 12 day long pre-thanksgiving sale covering the entire Red Light District. Read More
Three Injured In Spunk R Us Assault
Cowardly Drvonich hid behind the blonde using her as a human shield and later slit her throat. It is the very definition of irony that only 2 days after Spunk R Us owner Jimmy O’Graydy made his way down to the DE Daily office to try and sell your very favorite reporter a load of bunk about how the Red Light District had been cleaned up and was now the ” safest place in Dead End” that his very business was the latest ” hit” by known killer Derek... Read More
Join Spunk R Us and celebrate Summer with Summertime Sexiness!
The weather isn’t the only thing that’s hot in July. Come on down to the RLD and enjoy yourself with some of Dead End’s most talented and most sexy babes, presented by Spunk R Us. Drinks, dancing, and giveaways. What more could you want? The girls are waiting~ This alternative event will be taking place on July 12th at 5PM SLT. Read More
Minor Crime Leaves Questions Surrounding Local Porn-shop Owner
As kinky and normal as it may seem, a naked and passed-out hooker on the foot of Spunk R Us has locals thinking. Last week, an unnamed prostitute was left at the door of the local RLD porn shop, Spunk, with a little more than her pants missing. After inspection by authorities, the woman was found to be injected with some unknown substance and, while under the grip of the biologic, she was missing body fat from her curvy rump, as well as some muscle from her legs. Lucky for her,... Read More
