Local Doctor Breaks Hippocratic Oath. Stabs man.

There was chaos once again in the square outside Lulu’s Bar & Grill on Wendesday, when a man was stabbed and run over by a bus in two separate incidents of sheer bad luck. Or perhaps bad karma. According to witness statements Donovan was reportedly stabbed by DEMH’s Roisin Fitzgerald. No motive has as yet been given for the attack. The incident comes in the wake of a recent movement against the women of DEMH, as previously recorded in this paper’s pages. Local... Read More

Local Woman Dead after Chainsaw Attack

On Saturday afternoon, one is left dead after attacking a group of women outside of Dick’s Halfway Inn. Dead End resident, Brenda Sanchez reportedly posed as an Inn employee and offered drinks to the guests sitting outside, which they accepted.  It was later learned that the drinks were drugged, and local business owner, Lyssandra Ritter was the target.   Brenda Sanchez before being pronounced dead, along with Lyssandra and Rhoslyn Ritter   As the drug took effect,... Read More

Incident At Easy 8’s Yields One Arrest And Plenty Of Questions

  As soon as backup arrived, several of those involved allegedly fled the scene The recent string of incidents between the Easy 8 Pool Hall and Slim Goodies Diner has only proven that the conflict between the two businesses has escalated, not receeded.  While the spray painted message could have been viewed as the end of the tension, as previously reported, Slim’s owner Madison Montana only seemed to view it now as her turn to go on the offensive.  Sunday afternoon,... Read More

Multiple Stabbings At Slim Goodies

Slim Goodies Diner has had more than enough blood shed over the last several months.  Just what drives local patrons to resort to violence while chowing down on a heart attack inducing grease burger is unknown but it’s gotten to the point that owner Madison Montana has sought to increase her security staff.  However, even the presences of on hand security cannot prevent all violence from happening.  Late Saturday night, newlyweds Erica and Sarah Jericho became engaged... Read More

Lawyer Stabbed In Attack At TKO Dojo

Lawyer Braeden Daughtery How many of you have a good lawyer joke or maybe even a comedy book with a whole chapter devoted purely to the sub-creatures who live within, above or even below that thing we call law?  Remember the one that says, “what do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?  A good start.”  For most of us, it’s merely a bit of fun to rib those in the profession and not anything we seriously would ever consider carrying out.  Unfortunately,... Read More

Minor Crime Leaves Questions Surrounding Local Porn-shop Owner

As kinky and normal as it may seem, a naked and passed-out hooker on the foot of Spunk R Us has locals thinking. Last week, an unnamed prostitute was left at the door of the local RLD porn shop, Spunk, with a little more than her pants missing. After inspection by authorities, the woman was found to be injected with some unknown substance and, while under the grip of the biologic, she was missing body fat from her curvy rump, as well as some muscle from her legs. Lucky for her,... Read More

Stabbing At The Red Herring

Lobbing insults about a pregnant woman toward the man who has fathered the child she carries, can be a recipe for danger.  A few nights ago, in the Red Herring, a barista known as Song, who had been recently ID’d defending “Uncle” Bob before his abduction from the Dark Room, was working with manager Nick Kytori.  For reasons unknown, she began bad mouthing Andi Waters, who is currently pregnant with the RH Manager’s  child.  Not surprisingly, Nick... Read More

Dead End Crime Rampage Recurs Relentlessly

Uncle Bob and his whip welding accomplice stand over their fallen victim- photo Andrea Luik Sunday night, this reporter was witness to vicious assault,  another example of  how crimes are permitted to occur with blatant disregard for the law in this town.  A young woman was seen stabbed, whipped, and kicked while writhing on the ground. Eventually, she was dragged away to some unknown fate. Emergency services, including DEPD and paramedics were was called but never arrived-... Read More

Stabbed: A Simple Assault, or a Changing of the Times?

On the night of May 22, 2014, the police department responded to a 911 call about a man who was stabbed in front of a popular bar in the city. The victim, Jessie Neilsson, became embroiled in an altercation outside of Lulu’s. The scene of the crime was a very popular bar inside the city limits. Witnesses were present in large numbers at the scene, but only a small handful came forward to offer their first-hand accounts. Rain, a woman who arrived at the scene just after... Read More

Asylum Doctor Attacks Bar Owner!

Security camera capturing the beginning of the attack The employees of Pharaoh’s Bookshop had gathered for a simple celebration of the success of their business late Monday night at Lulu’s.  Pharaoh’s owner Keiran MacClawden was busy tossing back drinks and sharing a few laughs with employees Amber Knight, Erica Najarian, Vie Bearsfoot and Jennie Irelund when the joyous gathering was brought to a screeching halt by the sight of Asylum Doctor Roisin Fitzgerald... Read More