Daily Reporter Assaulted! Cult Implicated Once Again

Vance Clayton, A Dead End Daily Reporter was working on a story last night when an masked and purple haired woman burst into the office and attacked him from behind.  Wordlessly the purple haired wretch wielding a knife stabbed  Mr. Clayton several times within sight of the CCTV cameras.  Though taken by surprise the reporter was not completely unprepared and did manage to fend the woman off by using his stun gun on her. “I won’t let a group of nuts scare me off.... Read More