War declared as Crimson Fucker hits Spunks

Continuing with their promise, the Crimson Fucker continues to wage war against those either involved , or sympathising with the vigilante group known as ‘The Syndicate.’ Late on Sunday evening, and apparently without any warning, a red whale of a car pulled up outside the adult entertainment shop ‘Spunk r’us’ in the Red Light District, from which two perpetrators dressed in matching costume emerged. Running towards the doorway of the shop, and yelling out... Read More

The Crimson Fucker Strikes Again

A previous article suggested that after carrying out an attack against Andi Waters, owner of Miss Kitty’s Tea Shop and identified member of the Syndicate, that her alleged fiance Deus Richards and the business he owns, the Easy Eight Pool Hall might be the next target of the Crimson Fucker.  The prediction was spot on as that was exactly what took place the other night.  By mere chance, I was in the area and was able to witness a few snippets of the scene unfolding.  What... Read More

Another Crimson Fucker Note

Dear Syndicate Its me again. I just wanted to remind you that I am going to fuck you up.. I might even kill you. I might do terrible things to the people you pretend to protect.. Dont you realize that you can’t protect anyone?? Just a friendly reminder, you might wonder why I am writing so many reminders especially after the recent attack on the Tea House.. Well.. Lets just say I am basting you in fear.. Like a giant turkey laying on the fear basting layer upon layer... Read More

Threats Become Reality, ” Syndicate ” Member Identified

Unnamed sources today informed the Daily about an attack on the Tea House by the Crimson Fucker. Going through the side door and launching the attack with some sort of smoke bomb the Fucker, proceeded to charge the owner of the Tea House with a steel pipe and pepper spray. The owner was hit at least once with the pipe while being sprayed with the pepper spray. The only evidence left behind at this time is a gas can with red words painted on it.. The words simply state ”... Read More

Letter To The Syndicate

Dear Syndicate, You have ruined a perfectly good name and I don’t like that. We now need to consider your options, either you can stop while you’re ahead and not get hurt or you can keep trying to save this city and everyone pays.. I will start with that boy toy you got revenge for.. Kyo.. His ass is cute and its going to be mine.. Next We will make your businesses and your houses a target.. You think that crazy bitch with a chainsaw was bad.. Wait until you get... Read More