Titty Twister’s Grand Opening Turns Violent

  The grand opening of the Titty Twister gentleman’s club in Dead Drop turned violent yesterday when a SWAT team from the local Dead End Police Department fell upon locals playing pool and enjoying free drinks in the lounge. While officers in charge accompanied owner Viktor Koryavich upstairs to verify accurate paperwork, one officer, a Linesa Caine utilized her badge, and baton, against the editor of this paper who had been covering the event at the time. Does the... Read More