Strawberry Shortcake Sexually Stimulates Citizens

Drug-laced cupcakes have been causing prominent locals to behave erratically and nakedly in public. Around 9:00 p.m. on Feb. 8, 2016, a man in a plastic stormtrooper outfit was seen bumping into walls and smashing a hole in the Pharaoh’s Bookstore window downtown, pointing at everyone in his vicinity. Sneezing under his helmet as he had a cold, he had clearly not thought of the lack of protective qualities of his cheap plastic outfit. He was soon joined by Dead End... Read More

Hung Dragon Eatery Fails Fire Inspection, Seeks Donations To Pay Fines

by K. Villota Around 10:00 p.m. on Jan. 1, axe-wielding Vie Bayne, of the Dead End Fire Department, was seen negotiating with Ming Yheng at the Hung Dragon Eatery for admittance, not for a plate of delicious noodles with shrimp, but for a routine fire inspection after smelling a stove turned on. The Hung Dragon Eatery is Dead End’s only authentic Chinese restaurant that had only just opened  Dec. 29, 2015. Yheng yelled at Bayne, “As long is no have fire inside,... Read More

Meet The Owner – Pharaoh Secondhand Bookstore

Originally I was going to write an advertisement about this amazing offer Pharaoh has; Every new customer gets their first purchase free. After I met the owner , Vie, I thought she was much more interesting. So, I asked her to tell me her story which almost had me in tears. Believe it or not, a few citizens of Dead End actually read. On Key Rd, between Pizza Slut and Little Asia’s entrance lies the Pharaoh Secondhand Bookstore. From outside, the shop is plain but if you... Read More