Parlor Employee Gets Pierced

CCTV footage from Irezumi as the clowns start their assault on Whitey Friday evening police were alerted to a disturbance at Irezumi Ink.  By the time they gathered their forces and marched on over to check it out, the miscreants had seemingly dispersed.  A review of the CCTV footage from the tattoo and piercing shop revealed what had happened prior to their arrival.  Around 8pm, two women and two men entered the parlor wearing clown masks, spinning umbrellas for effect and... Read More

Chainsaw Wielding Woman In Bunny Suit Stirs Up Trouble At Slim Goodies

It should go without saying that when you encounter someone holding a chainsaw, given our lack of lumberjacks around, there’s likely danger on the horizon.   Saturday evening, a woman in a bunny suit and attacked security staff at Slim Goodies Diner, with her chainsaw.  Details are limited but from what sources have been able to share, apparently, there had been some kind of a chase involving a man named Whitey and Crazed EMT Martin Cai, who’s been gaining a reputation... Read More